Tuesday, 13 May 2014

The teacher asks Jimmy

Teacher: “Jimmy, why aren’t you writing?”
Jimmy: “I don’t has a pencil.”
Teacher: “Jimmy, that’s not a correct sentence. The correct way is: I don’t have a pencil; 
he doesn’t have a pencil; we don’t have a pencil.”
Jimmy: “Who stole all the pencils then?”

Sunday, 11 May 2014

The child and his mother

            A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
        The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
        The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”